So I sits and criez. Why does my Daddy hoomin have to go to wurkz? I miss him so much, I cry all day. I sitz by teh door and waitz for him. Sometiems I sitz by teh back windoe, where I can seez teh car coming. If I sits tehre and seez Daddy coming owt of teh car, I run to teh door and cry some moar.
I wood do anything for Daddy, even buy cigars online for him. But he doesn’t smoak, so I will buys him sumfing else. But why wood he need anything else, when he haz ME?
