He keeps attacking me…for NO GOOD REESON! Its been going on for DAZE nao…I’m just trying to sleep and mind my own bizness, and he comes and SWATS me. So I swat back, and run away, and tehn he runs after me.
I don’t know why he is doing tihs. I have always been nice to him. I’ve been nice to everyone; all the other kittehs and me are friends. But it’s gotten sew bad taht the Mommy and Daddy hoomins have to use Teh Squirt Bottel of Justice™ on him, to get him away from me. If I had my way, I’d be using some serious industrial supplies on him.
Nao I has to find new place to sleep, where Pumpkin can’t find me. I need my beauty sleep!
