Today, teh Mommy hoomin had TOONA for lunch! Taht means we got TOONA water. See, our Mommy hoomin knows taht teh toona in teh powches, teh kind with NO water, is Severe Kitteh Abuse, and should NAWT be allowed to exist. There must ALWAYS be toona water for teh kittehs!
Toona water is gud for kittehs’ health, it has lots of gud vitamins for us. If you have a kitteh at hoem who has kittens inside her, she would much rather have toona water than prenatal vitamins. Pills are evil, kitehs DO NOT WANT. But all kittehs want toona water.
Oh, sardine water is gud, too. Especially when we get to nom on teh sardines, too!
