I was just trying to sleep, after a long night of playing horsecats with Sabby. And you know what just woke me up? Those stoopid WOOFIES that live upstairs! I heard them in the back hall with their hoomin, and they were barking their heads off right outside our back door.
Put a sock in it, woofies! Don’t you know that we cats need our beauty sleep? We’d like you better if you’d bark and make noise at night, and annoy the hoomins just like we do! Okay, so we don’t bark, but we find other good ways to make nocturnal noise.
Stoopid woofies!
