So I sits and criez. Why does my Daddy hoomin have to go to wurkz? I miss him so much, I cry all day. I sitz by teh door and waitz for him. Sometiems I sitz by teh back windoe, where I can seez teh car coming. If I sits tehre and seez Daddy coming [...]
He keeps attacking me…for NO GOOD REESON! Its been going on for DAZE nao…I’m just trying to sleep and mind my own bizness, and he comes and SWATS me. So I swat back, and run away, and tehn he runs after me. I don’t know why he is doing tihs. I have always been nice [...]
Today, teh Mommy hoomin had TOONA for lunch! Taht means we got TOONA water. See, our Mommy hoomin knows taht teh toona in teh powches, teh kind with NO water, is Severe Kitteh Abuse, and should NAWT be allowed to exist. There must ALWAYS be toona water for teh kittehs! Toona water is gud for [...]
WHY are teh hoomins so meen about BOCKSES? Srsly. I had a bocks, but nao it’s gone. Teh Mommy hoomin broke it and put it out in the recycling bin. Today, a new bocks came. We were all excited, but teh Mommy hoomin DID NOT OPEN teh bocks! Why not? It’s a nice big bocks! [...]
Nawt sew lite, ackshully. Look at tihs lazy kitteh! Mommy hoomin wonders how kitteh can get so fat from drinking waht she calls “swill”. Just liek drinking water, she says! Taht kitteh prolly eated too many noms. He needs to get off cowch, go on innernets, and find some quick trim reviews, oh yes he [...]
Taht Sabby finks he’s better tahn me because hez bigger. He annoyed me last nite. I wanted to nom from the fud bowl, but he woodn’t move. So I SWATTED him. And tehn he swatted back. I growled, he growled back. Tehn we really got into a fite, I even pulled out a big chunk [...]
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