I have herd sum bad news. The Mommy hoomin says she is getting a new compooter monitor soon, one taht I won’t be able to sit on, liek tihs… Teh new one, I won’t be able to sleep on. DO NOT WANT. I was happy wehn Mommy decided not to buy a refurbished laptop, beuz [...]
A few dais ago, it qwas teh dai taht all kittehs dreem of all year – GIANT BIRD DAY! I hoeps taht all you kittehs out there had a good one, wif lots of noms! We all had lots of GIANT BIRD to nom on. Teh Mommy Hoomin cooked it, it was good. But she [...]
I hate cat haters. And I especially hate teenaged brats who work as supermarket cashiers, who, when running big bags of cat food across the barcode scanners, ask me how many kittehs I have. And then, tell me that I’m crazy and there’s something wrong with me when I tell them how many. At least [...]
Sabby bellyaching abowt taht stoopid bocks, taht is! He’s reely starting to sownd liek that annoying Lolrus, who is forever complayning abowt his stoopid bukkit. Well, he got a new bocks, but tehn someone peed in that one, too. It was probably taht ORANGE thing, Pumpkin. So teh hoomins took that bock away, too. Tehn, [...]
Woodn’t tihs be FUN? Nao I know what we want for Catmas this year…a ping pong table! Do you think taht Sandy Claws mite bring us one? We wood let teh hoomins play with it. In fact, we’d have to, because I don’t know hao tohse kittehs in taht mewvie cood hold the paddles! Sew, [...]
I liek! It’s a nice BIG bocks, isn’t it? Almost as big as one of thoes nice maui hotels. Maybe I shood maek teh hoomins buy me some furnichur for it! I hoep taht Pumpkin doesn’t pee in mai new bocks, liek he did to mai old bocks. Tehn teh hoomins will have to throw [...]
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