She pulled my tail! Nawt once, but TWICE! I only wanted to go owtside. Teh Daddy hoomin caem home frum wurk teh other day, and when he opened teh door, I went owtside. I didn’t want to run owt into teh middle of teh street, promise! All I did was sit on teh poarch! But [...]
Meen, meen Mommy hoomin!
Stoopid doo-doo head!
Iz nawt happy. Some stoopid doo-doo head hoomin went to my friend Daisy’s live webcam today, and sed bad things in teh chat room. Teh Mommy hoomin didn’t see it, but she red abowt it later on Daisy’s Faisbuk page. What kind of stoopid hoomins wood want to say bad things about Daisy and Harley? [...]
Attention Massachusetts Residents!
Oh hai! It’s your resident animal advocate Happy Cat here (not to be confused with Professor Happycat of ICanHasCheezburger fame). And Happy Cat is NOT happy to hear that state lawmakers are considering a bill that would reverse last year’s Question 3, and allow woofie racing to continue here. Here is the email from Grey2KUSA: [...]
I can has horseburger?
see more Lolcats and funny pictures Poor kitteh! I thinks he wanted a cow sew that he can has cheezburger! Nao will he have to buy equestrian apparel? I’m nawt shure what all of this fasinaytion is wif cheezburgers, anyway. Supposedly kittehs liek them, want them, but we’ve never had one. Teh Mommy hoomin gave [...]
Cat-Free Interwebs Day – I Don’t THINK So!
Sew…some stoopid hoomins think that kittehs on teh interwebs are annoying, and wanted to have this *cat-free interwebs day*. Losers. I suppose they expect hoomins to talk abowt some hgh releaser or sumfing liek that. But nawt kittehs. Anyhoo, as teh biggest kitteh in tihs howse, I will protest tihs buy poasting tihs BIG pickchur [...]
Teh hoomins are back
Sew nao Pumpkin can quit crying and carrying on! Silly Pumpkin! Don’t you know taht tehy ALWAYS come back? Sumtiems Pumpkin can be SEW annoying when he cries and cries. At leest this tiem it was nawt medical travel to teh hoomin vet, liek is was befour, when teh Daddy hoomin was gone for weeks [...]





