Woodn’t you liek to have this? I know I wood! I lieks to go owtside, but teh hoomins say that it is danjerus, that we cood get hit by cars. Wunce I snuck owtside when teh Mommy hoomin was at teh door wif teh Papa John’s peetza guy. Teh Daddy hoomin went owt to look [...]
O hai! Remember Pumpkin’s last poast, about him sleaping in teh baffrum sink? Well, I likes to sleap tehre too, sumtimes. But nao, no moar. Nao, teh Daddy Hoomin puts WATER in teh sink sew we can’t sit in there. He also sez taht Iz too big to be in teh sink, taht I needs [...]
It haz been sew hawt. Lookee how I keap kool: Teh mommy hoomin taked this wif her fone, sew this pikshur, nawt sew gud, akshully. It feels sew nise and kool sto sleep in teh sink. Itz just annoying wehn teh hoomins want to run teh water. Getting wet, nawt sew gud, akshully. At leest [...]
Old ones much two small for me, Iz a BIG CAT! Mommy hoomin calls me *teh Gentle Giant*! Our friends Daisy & Harley are getting this litter bocks. Daddy hoomin cleens out our bockses, I wonder if he’d liek this one better, too. Nawt too much munnies, I don’t think…cheeper than stuff liek Ferrari parts. [...]
But teh Mommy hoomin thought I was! I was just sleeping! I was sleeping on teh rug in front of teh hoomins’ litter bocks. Mommy hoomin caem in to use it, but I didn’t move. She petted me and I still didn’t move. Then she started yelling and freaking out. She was gonna call teh [...]
And I nawt sew happy about it. DO NOT WANT my Daddy hoomin to leeve me. I will cry and cry and cry! Tehy are going to sumfing called a HOTEL, I guess kittehs nawt alloud there. And tehy are also going to baseball gaems, no kittehs allowed there, either. But kittehs liek baseball parks, [...]
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