Where’s mah BED?

May 31st, 2009
wheres-mah-bed

You kno what that Mommy hoomin did?  She took mah BED away!  Can you believe it? I liek to sleep on the baffroom floor, on that thick fuzzie thing the hoomins call a rug.  But nao it is gone, and there is nofing but the cold porcelain tile. She even took the fuzzie thing off [...]

i-try-to-help-daddy-hoomin

Iz very worried about him.  He is still at hoomin vet, and I miss him sew much. I heard on TV that hoomin vet costs lots of munnys.  I’m scared that it might cost sew much munnys that hoomins might not be able to buy us fud!  Sew I looked and looked for a good [...]

Where is Daddy Hoomin?

May 28th, 2009
where-is-daddy-hoomin

He and Mommy hoomin left teh house a long time ago.  They were gawn ALL NIGHT!  When it was lighted out again, Mommy hoomin caem home, but no Daddy! I wonder if he is in that hoomin vet place again.  He was feeling a sick, coughing and gacking a lot.  If he is at teh [...]

i-liek-to-drink-drink-drink

…from the undermount sink, sink sink! I don’t know why, but teh water in teh sink tastes better than water in the water dishes.  I liek it when teh hoomins fill teh bathroom sink with water so I can drinks it. Of course, another good thing about the bathroom is this is where I get [...]

help-save-the-greyhounds-again

Happy Cat was NOT happy to hear about this.  Here we thought that the hoomins voted to save these nice woofies, and now, this? Take Action Now to Save Question 3! Dear Friends: This message is to clarify that you should call your STATE Senator to help protect Question 3, not your U.S. Senator. We [...]

Oh hai

May 12th, 2009
oh-hai

We has a Twitter.  You can follow us and find out what evil we are up to by clicking heer. That’s me on the Twitter paige.  That meens I am in charge!  So when we catch that widdle Twitter burdie, I gets to eated it…right? Speeking of fud, why do hoomins maek us eat in [...]