Horsecats!

March 29th, 2009
horsecats

Do you kittehs liek to play horsecats?  We do, it is so much fun.  Mommy hoomin calls it horsecats because she says we sound liek horsies when we run around all over the house.  She says it’s a good thing no one lives downstares from us, or else they’d complain about horsies living here. One [...]

what-is-wrong-with-this-picture

Go to this websight:  catchow.com.  What do you see?  There is fud in the yellow bag, fud in the blue bag, and fud in the green bag.  But what is NAWT there, I ask?  If you said, fud in the red bag, you are correct! So I guess teh hoomins were right, they don’t maeks [...]

We can has Daddy Hoomin?

March 22nd, 2009
we-can-has-daddy-hoomin

Yesterday, he caem back frum hoomin vet.  We were so happy, but kind of catfused, because he smelled really funny. But then, he went into that place where hoomins get wet on purpose, and he stopped smelling funny.  We didn’t like him smelling funny. Now we are back to taking turns sitting on him.  Pumpkin [...]

Daddy is at the HOOMIN VET!

March 20th, 2009
daddy-is-at-the-hoomin-vet

Oh, no!  Poor Daddy!  The vet is NAWT a nice place, trust me.  They poek and prod at you, and sometiems they even stick NEEDLES into you!  And the bed frames are nawt sew gud, either. Bed at home much better! But I don’t know why Mommy hoomin doesn’t bring Daddy home to me!  I [...]

Where’s my Daddy Hoomin?

March 17th, 2009
wheres-my-daddy-hoomin

I has a sad.  My Daddy hoomin has been sick, he was gacking a LOT.  Today, the Mommy hoomin took him away.  Many hours later, she caem back…ALONE!  No Daddy hoomin!  Where is he, what did Mommy do with him?  Will he ever coem back? I sat by the door and cried and cried, but [...]

why-mommy-hoomin-has-vertical-blinds

…because that orange thing, Pumpkin, is so dumb, if we had regular, horizontal Cheap Blinds, he’d most likely end up liek teh kitteh in teh picture below. It’s funny, tho, and I wish I could reely see this.  I certainly would sit there and laff and laff at teh stoopid orange thing! As far as [...]