teh purrfect websight

see more crazy cat pics It sounds like something i could have written!  Because that is all hoomins are anyway…useful because they feed us and all, but nawt sewsmart, akshully!

I watched a lot of TV, they left it on for us.  From watching the mews, I have decided that in my quest to be an Important Cat, perhaps being a banker is nawt sew good, akshully.  I mean, banks are losing munny all over the place.  I want to make a lot of munny, [...]

And I don’t think the Mommy hoomin had a good time. She said that the hoomins who own that Motel 6 place were big meanies, and she will NEVER go there again! The Daddy hoomin went to some show where he bought new toy choo-choo trains.  Mommy hoomin says these are boring and stayed at [...]

I know, because the Mommy hoomin dragged out the green suitcases again.  I tried to hide in one so that I can sneak along, but I’m too big, and she noticed I was in there. I don’t know why they can’t bring us along.  I heard the Mommy hoomin tell the Daddy hoomin about the [...]

So today, the Mommy hoomin was watching the Barack Obama hoomin become leader of the hoomin world.  Mommy hoomin like Barack, so why was she crying when he did this “oath of office” thing? And then, the Barack hoomin talked.  He said something about not having any more worn-out dogma.  Then why is he going [...]

I like to watch TV, but some of those commercials have to go. I don’t mind stuff like commercials for the best diet pill so much. But now I keep seeing ads for movies about woofies and goggies! It all started on Giant Bird Day, when the hoomins were watching a woofie show that came [...]