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So why do the hoomins need to find other ways to get rid of bugs?  Why would they need something like a pantry moth trap, when I can hunt, catch and eated the bug snacks? I am catfused. And what exactly does “slackers” mean? When the Mommy hoomin sees a fly or a moth or [...]

We got the Giant Bird!

November 29th, 2008
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It was a long, long, long wait.  But I am happy to say that we FINALLY got our share of The Giant Bird, that has been torturing us for DAYS!  I guess we can now stop looking moving companies to move us and our toys and litter boxes and all to some other hoomins’ house…we [...]

How can I open it?

November 24th, 2008
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Do you know what is in this big box thing?  It’s The Giant Bird!  The hoomins brought it home yesterday, and the Mommy hoomin put it in this box with a lot of ice and cold water.  This makes me kind of catfused.  I was here for last year’s Giant Bird, and before the Mommy [...]

It is HERE!

November 23rd, 2008
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The Giant Bird, that is!  The hoomins went out today, and came back with it.  Wow, it is almost as big as I am.  I really wanted to have some now, but the Mommy hoomin said that any cat who gets in the way of any of the preparation of The Giant Bird, won’t get [...]

We can has Roomba?

November 19th, 2008
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I am scared of the big vacuum cleaner.  It is like a big monster, it makes a lot of noise, and I am afraid that it is going to eat me.  I think the Mommy hoomin needs to get one of these! And think of how much fun we kittehs could have with it!  I [...]

I’m not fat, I’m FLUFFY!

November 18th, 2008
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I think that the scale at the vet’s is broken, too.  And the hoomin scale here at home.  Actually, I think that ALL scales are broken, because hoomins keep saying I’m fat!  If they think that I am going to eat less, or take some kind of pills such as Fenterdren, they have another thing [...]