So why do the hoomins need to find other ways to get rid of bugs? Why would they need something like a pantry moth trap, when I can hunt, catch and eated the bug snacks? I am catfused. And what exactly does “slackers” mean? When the Mommy hoomin sees a fly or a moth or [...]
But I want to eated the bug snacks!
We got the Giant Bird!
It was a long, long, long wait. But I am happy to say that we FINALLY got our share of The Giant Bird, that has been torturing us for DAYS! I guess we can now stop looking moving companies to move us and our toys and litter boxes and all to some other hoomins’ house…we [...]
How can I open it?
Do you know what is in this big box thing? It’s The Giant Bird! The hoomins brought it home yesterday, and the Mommy hoomin put it in this box with a lot of ice and cold water. This makes me kind of catfused. I was here for last year’s Giant Bird, and before the Mommy [...]
It is HERE!
The Giant Bird, that is! The hoomins went out today, and came back with it. Wow, it is almost as big as I am. I really wanted to have some now, but the Mommy hoomin said that any cat who gets in the way of any of the preparation of The Giant Bird, won’t get [...]
We can has Roomba?
I am scared of the big vacuum cleaner. It is like a big monster, it makes a lot of noise, and I am afraid that it is going to eat me. I think the Mommy hoomin needs to get one of these! And think of how much fun we kittehs could have with it! I [...]
I’m not fat, I’m FLUFFY!
I think that the scale at the vet’s is broken, too. And the hoomin scale here at home. Actually, I think that ALL scales are broken, because hoomins keep saying I’m fat! If they think that I am going to eat less, or take some kind of pills such as Fenterdren, they have another thing [...]





