…I is NOT fat, I is fluffy! I don’t needz appetite suppressants. Other cats can be so cruel! The daddy hoomin yelled at me yesterday, because I jumped onto his lap from a high place. He said I was fat. I have taken up a new hobby…making lolhoomins. The mommy hoomin made a lolcat of [...]
I am NOT dead. I was just hiding. Can’t a cat hide in peace these days? I know they worry about me. I am getting old, and I’ve lost some weight. But they’ve been trying to get me to lose weight for years, shouldn’t they be happy now? But I’m still feeling fine. I may [...]
…for Massachusetts residents. Even though he is a cat, Happy Cat cares about ALL animals, yes, even woofies. And here in Massachusetts, if you are a registered voter, you can go out on Election Day and do something to help woofies. You can vote YES on ballot question 3. If passed, it will ban all [...]
…then this would not be a problem! Italian pet owners face fines on dog mess tests I was sitting on my cat tree, and I heard the hoomin on the radio reading this story. I thought it was funny. We kitties don’t go around pooping everywhere. We don’t need to go out to poop. We [...]
It’s nighttime. The hoomins are falling asleep. The TV is on in the bedroom, late night shows with silly people talking, commercials for cerebral palsy lawyers and ways to get rich. Hoomins sure are strange. This is when Sabby and I play horsecats. We chase each other around the house, and it’s more fun when [...]
She mayks hoomins sit on me! Go sit on the hoomins’ home theater seating, she says. Here I thought she was being nice to me for a change, by letting me have that seat. But she didn’t tell me that baseball was coming on in five minutes, and the hoomins would want to sit there [...]
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