L-U-N-C-H! This is Mickey Mouse. I saw him on TV, he is a big giant mouse, the size of a human. I’ve seen regular mice on TV, on these DVDs we have that Mommy lets us watch. We also have toy mice that we play with, but you can’t eat them. Cats are supposed to [...]
So one of the humans was watching the Morning Show With Mike & Juliet on TV today. And do you know what they had on there today? D-O-G-S. And the D-O-G-S were doing something with the humans called yoga. It was really strange, the humans were bending the dogs around and stuff. The dogs seemed [...]
…because the Mommy and Daddy humans went out, and stayed out ALL NIGHT! They came back today, though. But WHY do they have to leave us? I think they are leaving us again, because they didn’t put away the big green bags that they pack their human clothes and stuff into. I hope they do [...]
Last, but most certainly not least, we find out what celebrity I am! Paris Hilton Life’s a Party Has red carpet and will travel!! Your little prima donna is none other than the Princess of Privilege, Paris Hilton! The pet celebutante who started it all, Allegra is notorious for attracting camera crews wherever her peticured [...]
…would you look at what I found on the floor? I know exactly what this is…it a a compact flash memory card! My, oh my! What shall I do with it? I think that it has pictures on it, some of those pictures could be of ME. And they might well be pics that I [...]
Sabby already said so earlier, but now I am here to confirm it. I AM NOT DEAD! But yeah, I’m pissed. Humans are so stupid. WHY do they have to bother me while I am getting my beauty sleep? And if I want to sleep on the rug in front of the toilet, that is [...]
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