Hmmmph. I don’t even know who this Jennifer Lopez human is! Jennifer Lopez Dressed to Kill Una bomba inteligente autentica, Dusty is super-fly girl Jennifer Lopez! Curvaceous and sassy and always more than willing to pawticipate with a few moves on the dance floor, Dusty moves and grooves with the best of them. But that [...]
What is laptop memory? Mommy keeps talking about buying it, but I don’t know what it is. I’m a little scared…is is anything like The Squirt Bottle of Justice™? I do not like The Squirt Bottle of Justice™ at all, not one little bit. Today I got sprayed with it. I was in a fight [...]
This is the first in a series of celebrity quizzes from Catster. And because I’m so cute, I get to go first! And then I will let the others have their turn! This is what they had to say after I took the quiz: Will Smith Leading Man A fresh prince in the pursuit of [...]
So, I’m told that I am too fat, and that I need to diet and exercise. Yeah, as if that’s ever going to happen. I’m fat and lazy and proud of it! I am told that I need to spend some time on a treadmill. Okay, whatever floats your boat, I suppose. How is something [...]
You may have read over on the human’s blog about my little adventure last night. First of all, HOW DARE she call me a *stupid cat*! I wish to set the record straight here. I MEANT to do that! I wanted to go outside and see what it was like. The windows have been open [...]
When I am not running around wreaking havoc on the world, or sleeping and having cute little dreams about wreaking havoc on the world, I like to surf the internet. Guess what I learned today? The Squirt Bottle of Justice™ – THERE ARE OTHERS! There are other cats, in other houses, who must suffer the [...]
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