They call me “Plumpkin”

November 30th, 2007
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…which is very confusing, because now we have a new cat named “Pumpkin”. So sometimes I don’t know if the humans are talking about me or him. Mommy started calling me “Plumpkin” because I’m…well…FAT! But I can’t help it…I have to eat, right? And if they try to make me take diet pills or something…well, [...]

Big baby!

November 28th, 2007
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Pumpkin truly is a big crybaby.  He has chosen Mike to be his human, and when Mike is not home, he sits and cries for him. I pet him and this makes him happy for a bit…but his true love is his Daddy.  When it gets dark, and close to the time for Mike to [...]

Click here…

November 27th, 2007
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One of the many things I do that annoys Mommy is to jump up near her computer, just so I can see what’s going on…and to force her to pet me. I require being petted at all times, you know, because I’m just so oozingly cute! Anyway, Mommy is always reading things that say CLICK [...]

Hahahahahaha!

November 24th, 2007
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Pumpkin’s in trouble, Pumpkin’s in trouble, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah! He knocked over Mommy’s desk lamp and broke the light bulb. And it wasn’t a regular cheap light bulb, either. It was one of those funny-looking curly ones, the kind that are supposed to save energy. Maybe now they’ll put Pumpkin back out where [...]

Have you seen this website?

November 23rd, 2007
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It’s called Cats In Sinks. All it is, is a collection of pictures of cats in sinks. And basins. Why any self-respecting cat would agree to pose for these pictures and have them posted on that site is beyond me. It is WAY beneath MY dignity to ever allow it, that’s for sure. But I [...]

I’m a HORSECAT!

November 23rd, 2007
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And I run around like crazy! When Mommy is on the computer, I jump onto her back. Why does she scream when I do this? So then I just go and run where I can…I like to jump up onto the table and knock over Mommy & Daddy’s wine coolers…they scream at me because they [...]