D-O-G-S

October 28th, 2007
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Don’t like them much. They are SO loud, with all of that barking. There are these two dogs who live upstairs. I hear them in the back hallway when they are being taken out, and they are always barking, disturbing MY beauty sleep. Mommy likes them, she thinks they are cute and calls them “fuzzdogs”. [...]

A few haikus by Pumpkin

October 26th, 2007
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I have decided to try my paw at this haiku thing…mine are better than the others, I know! After all, I am cuter! ———- office furniture i so like to jump on it mommy, LOOK at me! ———- i am very cute why does sabby not like me? he should not swat me! ———- top [...]

Happy Cat says: NO WHINING!

October 26th, 2007
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Happy Cat has recently read the following letter on a site called Planet Feedback.  You can read the letter and all of the responses HERE. In case they take it down, as they sometimes do, here is the letter.  Please note that it is copied as written; Happy Cat has not made any corrections to [...]

I want my Mommy!

October 26th, 2007
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She was supposed to be going to someplace called Vegas a couple of weeks from now. But the people who were supposed to make arrangements for the trip never did it, and now she’s very angry. She is calling those people all sorts of bad names, and writing them letters and all. One thing I [...]

What a lucky kitty I am!

October 26th, 2007
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At least Mommy keeps saying so. Today, she was very angry over something that was broken outside on the porch.  She said she was tired of “teen thugs” and “drunks from the skeevy corner bar” causing trouble around here, breaking things, and stuff. Mommy told me that there are a lot of bad people around [...]

Mommy is scaring me…

October 23rd, 2007
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…I sit cutely and mind my own business, and then she yells and it scares me, so I run away. The other night, she and Daddy were watching something called baseball. Baseball is this thing on TV where a bunch of guys hit a ball and then chase it around on the grass. I would [...]