She is mad.  I think she’s gonna find a wholesaler and sell off all his toy trains and stuff, she is that mad.

Mommy didn’t do anything bad.  Why is Daddy being so MEEEEEN to her?

Now Mommy is talking about packing the suitcase and leaving tomorrow, rather than Friday, for their weekend trip.  She also refused to cook noms for him.  Daddy, please be NICE!

I thought that maybe she’d not do it if I refused to move.  But it didn’t work, she turned on the water anyway, and I GOT WET.  DO NOT WANT.

That was NOT NICE of her to do that.  I hope she has some sort of term life insurance no medical exam sort of thing, because if she does it again, she’s gonna need it!

Stoopid hoomins!

We just want to sleep all the time, it is so hot.  I don’t even feel like chewing teh wires of teh Mommy hoomin’s new toys.  Even if she had one of those vga cable with audio thingies, I’d still not want to bother to chew it.  We don’t even nom as much as usual.  But our hoomins do make sure we has plenty of water to drink, so we’ll be okay, I guess.

They had to put a litter bocks in the kitchen and all, because I don’t want to use the same one that Pumpkin uses.

But now I feel less scairt, Pumpkin has been being nicer now, and I’m sick of just being in the kitchen.  So I went into the bathroom, and saw the nice yellow rugs.  How cool – now I can shed all of my long black furs on them, they’ll show up really nice!

For a while, I came out and sat with teh Mommy hoomin by teh compooter.  She was busy with a lot of stuff, such as looking for the best auto insurance. I’m not sure what this insurance thing is, but I guess it’s important to hoomins. They have it not just for teh car, but for teh hoomin vet and other things. It pays them those green papers when something goes wrong, so I guess that is a good thing.

It is so much easier to be a CAT!

That’s okay, Daddy hoomin still loves ME best!

Even when I try to be good, I get abused.  I decided to try to stay away from Sabby and sleep in teh bathroom, on teh nice new rug.  But tehn teh Mommy hoomin comes in to use that funny hoomin litter bocks, and TURNS TEH LIGHT ON.  So bright, like led headlamps shining in my orange eyes. It HURT!

MEEEN, MEEEN Mommy hoomin!

Where are tehy going tihs time?  Far, far away? On one of tohse Royal Caribbean cruises that I saw on teh TV? Oh, I hoep not, taht would maek tehm be gone for WAY too long!

When teh summer is over, tehy do not go away so much.  When is summer over?

Stupid thing cries all the time anyway.  Teh Daddy hoomin goes out to work and bring home moneys for our food and ‘nip, and Pumpkin CRIES because he’s not home.  It’s so annoying when he sits by the door all day, crying.  He is doing it right now.

I think it is time for me to go over there and SWAT him, then he’ll have something to cry about!

I hope she leaves that stupid camcorder someplace where I can gack or pee on it.  That would SERVE HER RIGHT!

I’ll tell you what she did to me today, and once you hear it, you kittehs will definitely agree that this is SERIOUS KITTEH ABUSE.  And that she is getting off easy by my just spending all her moneys.

She maded a toona sammich, and she poured teh toona water into bowls for us to nom.  Sabby wanted to have some, but I swatted and growled at him and maded him go away.  For some reason, teh Mommy hoomin did not like this, and you know what she did?  She picked me up and CLOSED ME IN THE BEDROOM, and I didn’t get to has ANY TOONA WATER!  NONE!  NOT FAIR!

So now I’m gonna spend all of her moneys.  At least I will be considerate and use one of those cyberpowerpc coupons to buy my new compooter. And using ebillme.com is better than using teh hoomins’ credit cards; at least I’m not running up their debt. The hoomins hate debt, don’t like to use teh credit cards much at all.  And then I’ll start my OWN blog, called IHateMyHoomjins.com.  Or IHateSabby.com.

But it will be fun to shop and drain their bank account.  I’ll buy a compooter and ‘nip and lots more stuff.  That’ll teach them!

Teh Mommy Hoomin was kind of upset, because the lady with the goggies whom lives upstairs was out in the back hallway SCREAMING at 5AM.  I did not liek it, either, it disturbed my beauty sleep, too.  No fair that teh hoomins can just leave and get away from this, but WE can’t.

Also, teh Mommy Hoomin was upset because they had no baseball tickets for teh weekend.  But tehn she got some, and tehy went away, did not come back until Sunday.

When I saw they were leaving, I tried to sneak along.  I went into teh Daddy Hoomin’s suitcase, he maded me move.  I went into teh Mommy Hoomin’s suitcase, she maded me move.  I went into one of those promotional tote bags taht teh Mommy Hoomin has, but she did not take taht bag on the trip. Oh well.

Mommy gave us toona water today, so all is well in our little kitteh world!