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	<description>oh hai...we are kittehs and dis iz our blog.  we hopez u liek it!</description>
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		<title>Why is teh Daddy Hoomin so MEEEEN?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[He came home, I wanted him to pet me, but he yelled at teh Mommy Hoomin, and she yelled back at him, and he was MEEEEN to me.  I don&#8217;t know why.  But teh Mommy Hoomin was nice to me, she petted me and said that Daddy was MEEEEEEN, and to stay away from him. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why you put water in MY bafftub?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been HOT!  So I was sitting in teh hoomnins&#8217; bafftub, because it&#8217;s made of of stuff that feels cool.  And guess what?  Teh Mommy Hoomim ackshully wanted to put WATER in it. I thought that maybe she&#8217;d not do it if I refused to move.  But it didn&#8217;t work, she turned on the water [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.purrfectwebsite.com/?p=806</link>
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		<title>Too hot in here</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why is it so hot?  Even with the magic bockses that blow out cold air, it is STILL too hot.  My brother Sabby lieks to sleep in the bathtub because it feels cooler.  He just doesn&#8217;t liek it much wehn teh hoomins run teh water! We just want to sleep all the time, it is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.purrfectwebsite.com/?p=804</link>
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		<title>New bathroom rugs?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So Allegra told me that they were there, have been there for a few weeks now, but today was the first time I&#8217;ve seen them.  You see, I&#8217;ve been hiding under the kitchen table for the past few weeks, hiding from that orange thing, Pumpkin.  He had been picking fights with me, and I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.purrfectwebsite.com/?p=801</link>
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		<title>Mommy hoomin &#8211; still MEEEEN!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[She kept me from the TOONA WATER AGAIN!  Can you believe it?  Somebody call teh Humane Society, this is SERIOUS KITTEH ABUSE!  And all because I like to swat Sabby and hiss at him and all.  And then he would not go in teh regular litter bockses, so nao he GETS HIS OWN litter bocks.  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.purrfectwebsite.com/?p=799</link>
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		<title>This is NOT good.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not only did teh hoomins go away LAST weekend, but I think tehy are going away again SOON.  Their sootcases are still out, and I hearded tehm talking about some other trip taht teh Daddy Hoomin needs to take time off work for. Where are tehy going tihs time?  Far, far away? On one of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.purrfectwebsite.com/?p=796</link>
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		<title>New bathroom rugs!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Teh hoomins got rid of the old mangy ones and got nice new ones.  They smell funny.  But they are nice and comfy to sleep on, fuzzy like the insides of ugg boots. And they don&#8217;t yet smell like that orange thing, Pumpkin.  They are MY rugs, he is not allowed to sleep on them.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So now teh Mommy Hoomin wants to humiliate me MOAR!  It was bad enough when she kept me from teh TOONA WATER.  But now, she&#8217;s going around with a camcorder, tryng to catch me being mean to Sabby. She says she wants to film me being bad so she can show it to teh Daddy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.purrfectwebsite.com/?p=791</link>
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		<title>Teh Mommy Hoomin has ABUSED me!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Srsly.  I am going to get my revenge on her by spending all her moneys.  I&#8217;m going to buy a new compooter JUST FOR ME, and no one can do anything about it.  HAHAHAHAHA!  And then I&#8217;m gonna buy me some of the world&#8217;s finest &#8216;NIP! I&#8217;ll tell you what she did to me today, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.purrfectwebsite.com/?p=788</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t liek summer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Because for one thing, its HOT, and for another, our hoomins go away a lot!  They went away again last weekend, all of a sudden, no advance warning. Teh Mommy Hoomin was kind of upset, because the lady with the goggies whom lives upstairs was out in the back hallway SCREAMING at 5AM.  I did [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.purrfectwebsite.com/?p=785</link>
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