The WATER! I do not like to drink the water from those water thingies they have…but i will if I have to. NO! I want to drink from the nice Grohe water faucet! I want the hoomins to let water drip out of it so I can drinks! I also like to drinks in the [...]
Yesterday was teh bestest day! Teh Mommy hoomin was cooking some noms, and she opened FOUR cans of TOONA! Teh toona all went into teh cooking pan, but WE got to drink ALL of teh TOONA WATER! Yumyumyum! But mai brother Sabby missed owt, he didn’t get no TOONA WATER at all. He would nawt [...]
Today, teh Mommy hoomin had TOONA for lunch! Taht means we got TOONA water. See, our Mommy hoomin knows taht teh toona in teh powches, teh kind with NO water, is Severe Kitteh Abuse, and should NAWT be allowed to exist. There must ALWAYS be toona water for teh kittehs! Toona water is gud for [...]
Sal is a kitteh who lives not too far frum us. And he has a seerius problem. He got a letter in teh mail, taht says he has to go to sumfing calld jury duty. (doesn’t Sal look kind of liek me?) Sew his mommy hoomin said, no, DO NOT WANT, cats can’t do jury [...]
A few dais ago, it qwas teh dai taht all kittehs dreem of all year – GIANT BIRD DAY! I hoeps taht all you kittehs out there had a good one, wif lots of noms! We all had lots of GIANT BIRD to nom on. Teh Mommy Hoomin cooked it, it was good. But she [...]
Suuposedly, today was Nashunal Kitteh Day. But did WE get? Nuffin’! I thought we were getting peetsa, cuz peetsa hoomin caem to teh door wif TWO peetsas! But did we get any? NO! Not even ONE little bite! Only teh hoomins got to eated it! So I sitted on peetsa bockses sew taht hoomins couldn’t [...]
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