It’s been HOT! So I was sitting in teh hoomnins’ bafftub, because it’s made of of stuff that feels cool. And guess what? Teh Mommy Hoomim ackshully wanted to put WATER in it. I thought that maybe she’d not do it if I refused to move. But it didn’t work, she turned on the water [...]
So Allegra told me that they were there, have been there for a few weeks now, but today was the first time I’ve seen them. You see, I’ve been hiding under the kitchen table for the past few weeks, hiding from that orange thing, Pumpkin. He had been picking fights with me, and I don’t [...]
Teh Mommy Hoomin gave us TOONA WATER today! This is the water that gets drained from the toona can. But it has to be toona packed in water, not oil, that toona oil is NASTY! Just as well that so many hoomins want to find some sort of quick weight loss; toona packed in water [...]
Even with the magic bocks that blows out cold air, it is STILL very hot. For once, I am glad that teh Mommy Hoomin keeps the faux wood blinds closed, it not only keeps teh Bad Hoomins outside from looking at teh Daddy Hoomin without his furs on, but it keeps out the heat somewhat, [...]
I like to sleep on the bathroom rug, as you well know. But you know what’s been happening lately? SOMEONE has been peeing on the park of the rug where I like to sleep! I’m pretty sure it’s THAT ORANGE THING, Pumpkin. He will do anything to annoy me. But I have not caught anyone [...]
That big porcelain thing in the bathroom…it is MINE. Not yours. If I want to sit in it and hide behind the shower curtain, that is MY right. But teh Mommy Hoomin doesn’t get it. She actually wanted to take a SHOWER. I refused to get out of the tub, figuring she’d go away. BUT [...]
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