He came home, I wanted him to pet me, but he yelled at teh Mommy Hoomin, and she yelled back at him, and he was MEEEEN to me. I don’t know why. But teh Mommy Hoomin was nice to me, she petted me and said that Daddy was MEEEEEEN, and to stay away from him. [...]
She kept me from the TOONA WATER AGAIN! Can you believe it? Somebody call teh Humane Society, this is SERIOUS KITTEH ABUSE! And all because I like to swat Sabby and hiss at him and all. And then he would not go in teh regular litter bockses, so nao he GETS HIS OWN litter bocks. [...]
So now teh Mommy Hoomin wants to humiliate me MOAR! It was bad enough when she kept me from teh TOONA WATER. But now, she’s going around with a camcorder, tryng to catch me being mean to Sabby. She says she wants to film me being bad so she can show it to teh Daddy [...]
Srsly. I am going to get my revenge on her by spending all her moneys. I’m going to buy a new compooter JUST FOR ME, and no one can do anything about it. HAHAHAHAHA! And then I’m gonna buy me some of the world’s finest ‘NIP! I’ll tell you what she did to me today, [...]
Do you know what teh Daddy Hoomin does at night? He takes off all his furs! I don’t like this because them I can’t sit on him, he says my claws are too sharp! He says his legs look like they need acne treatment, they have so many red spots on them. But its his [...]
So I have decided not to sell teh Daddy hoomin’s books on teh interwebs. I did not pee on them or eated them, either. But I had a sad wehn Daddy left me again for teh day. He came back, though. Mommy says he goes away all day to get moneys. To buy us noms [...]
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