Why is it so hot? Even with the magic bockses that blow out cold air, it is STILL too hot. My brother Sabby lieks to sleep in the bathtub because it feels cooler. He just doesn’t liek it much wehn teh hoomins run teh water!
We just want to sleep all the time, it is so hot. I don’t even feel like chewing teh wires of teh Mommy hoomin’s new toys. Even if she had one of those vga cable with audio thingies, I’d still not want to bother to chew it. We don’t even nom as much as usual. But our hoomins do make sure we has plenty of water to drink, so we’ll be okay, I guess.
Posted August 25th, 2010 by
Sabby
So Allegra told me that they were there, have been there for a few weeks now, but today was the first time I’ve seen them. You see, I’ve been hiding under the kitchen table for the past few weeks, hiding from that orange thing, Pumpkin. He had been picking fights with me, and I don’t like to fight. My hoomins call me “the gentle giant”.
They had to put a litter bocks in the kitchen and all, because I don’t want to use the same one that Pumpkin uses.
But now I feel less scairt, Pumpkin has been being nicer now, and I’m sick of just being in the kitchen. So I went into the bathroom, and saw the nice yellow rugs. How cool – now I can shed all of my long black furs on them, they’ll show up really nice!
For a while, I came out and sat with teh Mommy hoomin by teh compooter. She was busy with a lot of stuff, such as looking for the best auto insurance. I’m not sure what this insurance thing is, but I guess it’s important to hoomins. They have it not just for teh car, but for teh hoomin vet and other things. It pays them those green papers when something goes wrong, so I guess that is a good thing.
It is so much easier to be a CAT!
Posted August 16th, 2010 by
Pumpkin
She kept me from the TOONA WATER AGAIN! Can you believe it? Somebody call teh Humane Society, this is SERIOUS KITTEH ABUSE! And all because I like to swat Sabby and hiss at him and all. And then he would not go in teh regular litter bockses, so nao he GETS HIS OWN litter bocks. And tehn teh Mommy hoomin yells at ME if I try to use it!
That’s okay, Daddy hoomin still loves ME best!
Even when I try to be good, I get abused. I decided to try to stay away from Sabby and sleep in teh bathroom, on teh nice new rug. But tehn teh Mommy hoomin comes in to use that funny hoomin litter bocks, and TURNS TEH LIGHT ON. So bright, like led headlamps shining in my orange eyes. It HURT!
MEEEN, MEEEN Mommy hoomin!
Not only did teh hoomins go away LAST weekend, but I think tehy are going away again SOON. Their sootcases are still out, and I hearded tehm talking about some other trip taht teh Daddy Hoomin needs to take time off work for.
Where are tehy going tihs time? Far, far away? On one of tohse Royal Caribbean cruises that I saw on teh TV? Oh, I hoep not, taht would maek tehm be gone for WAY too long!
When teh summer is over, tehy do not go away so much. When is summer over?
Teh hoomins got rid of the old mangy ones and got nice new ones. They smell funny. But they are nice and comfy to sleep on, fuzzy like the insides of ugg boots. And they don’t yet smell like that orange thing, Pumpkin. They are MY rugs, he is not allowed to sleep on them. If he tries, I will hiss and spit and growl and then SWAT him. I don’t like the orange thing One Little Bit. Why do we have to have it?
Stupid thing cries all the time anyway. Teh Daddy hoomin goes out to work and bring home moneys for our food and ‘nip, and Pumpkin CRIES because he’s not home. It’s so annoying when he sits by the door all day, crying. He is doing it right now.
I think it is time for me to go over there and SWAT him, then he’ll have something to cry about!
So now teh Mommy Hoomin wants to humiliate me MOAR! It was bad enough when she kept me from teh TOONA WATER. But now, she’s going around with a camcorder, tryng to catch me being mean to Sabby. She says she wants to film me being bad so she can show it to teh Daddy Hoomin, who loves me and does not believe any of this nonsense about me being bad. I am a purrfectly GOOD kitteh, Daddy knows that. But Mommy is very good at editing movies, she may just try to MAKE it look like I was being bad. Now that’s not fair, is it?
I hope she leaves that stupid camcorder someplace where I can gack or pee on it. That would SERVE HER RIGHT!
