Teh Mommy and Daddy hoomins have to pay munnys, called RENT, so we can live here. Tehy pay teh munnys to these hoomins who live upstairs, who have GOGGIES!
Teh upstairs hoomins are very lowd, and I can heer them via my sensistive cat ears, complayning about how much stuph costs, like home insurance and taxes. Tehy has to maek my Mommy and Daddy hoomin pay moar in rent because of tihs. DO NOT WANT, mite meen less noms for US! Tehy needs to find some better home insurance quotes, oh yes tehy do! I thinks it mite cost less munnys if tehy didn’t have those GOGGIES, who are lowd and maek doo-doo all over the back yard.
I am glad I am a kitteh, because I don’t really have to worry abowt any of tihs. Except wehn it mite interfear wif mai NOMS!
Posted March 2nd, 2010 by
Sabby
Teh Mommy hoomin is no longer in it 24/7. She was sick, and it was annoying to me. I liek to sleep on her side of teh bed, but itz hard to do so wehn she’s there.
But nao she still maeks me move wehn she wants to go to sleep. Why can’t SHE sleep somewhere else? I slept in teh bathroom wehn she was sick, sew nao SHE should sleep there…rite?
Next tiem she maeks me move, I findz sumfing bad to do taht will annoy her. Maybe I knox over taht big bocks of promotional pens, get tehm all over teh floor, and Mommy hoomin will slip and fall down and I will laff and laff!
Isn’t taht a good reeson to make it be MY bed, ALL TEH TIEM?
Liek we do!
When it gets darkly and teh hoomins are asleep, itz tiem to PLAY! And my favorite gaem is jumping from teh TV to teh hoomins’ bed. With teh hoomins in it, and teh harder I land on teh hoomins, teh funner it is!
Teh Daddy hoomin sleeps through a lot of tihs, but not teh Mommy hoomin. She gets mad and sprays me with teh Squirt Bottel of Justice™ …DO NOT WANT. It sez rite tehre in teh Lolcat Bibel taht kitties no want to get wet.
Sew tehn, Mommy can’t get back to sleep, and she sits up in teh bed and watches teh TV. Usually some dumb infomercial show about car prices or sumfing liek taht. She complaynes abouit no sleep. I sleep when it’s LITE out, why can’t she? Silly hoomins!
She was so sick! She had to get up and gack in the hoomin litter box. I am catfused, I don’t know why she can’t just gack on the floor or on the bed, lieks we do.
I sitted on her shoulder and purred, she lieked taht. She said she loved me BEST, and petted me. But she no can has noms, I feel sad, because I would not like to can’t has noms. I don’t think she will need any of taht alli weight loss stuph we see on TV.
I hoep she feels better soon!
Goggies are veree silly. When teh hoomins come hoem from teh food store, tehy act reely dumb and bark all teh time, kind of liek the dumb goggie in teh Beggin’ Strips commershul.
See…tihs is what goggies do…
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Teh heck with that! When teh hoomins come hoem and put teh bags on teh table, I just jump up on teh table and look to see what is in them. If tehre is soemthing good, I try to nom on it, until Mommy hoomin tells me to get my jellicles out of that bag.
Those are some funny looking goggies anyway. I think they need wrinkle cream, don’t you?
Posted February 18th, 2010 by
Sabby
…and for NO GOOD REESON! I’m really sick of it, it has to stop. NAO.
Today, teh Mommy hoomin was sitting in teh bedroom chair. Pumpkin came in, so I hided under teh chair. But Pumpkin tried to SWAT at me, I caem out and swatted back, and before Mommy could move, Pumpkin tried to hit me, but instead, he stuck his sharp claws into her foot. It must have REELY hurt, because she SCREEMED very loud. She was wearing white sox on her feet, but I could see a couple of small spots of blood where that orange thing hurt her. Taht maded me has a sad, because hurting Mommy…DO NOT WANT. BAD PUMPKIN!
Teh Daddy hoomin sprayed him with Teh Squirt Bottel of Justice™, and he ran away. I wish taht tehy had a bottel of hgh spray…taht means Hoomin Growth Hormone, but mebbe it works on kittehs, too. Mebbe if tehy sprayed it on ME, I could grow as big as a LION, and then Pumpkin would not mess with me again! I’d NOM him for a snak!
