teh purrfect websight

Teh mommy hoomin installed a new blog theem for our blog.  Iz not sure if I lieks or or not, mostly because one of tohse kittehs up there looks liek Pumpkin.  I do not liek Pumpkin, as you well know.

Last night I was watching TV with teh Mommy hoomin.  She was watching a cool show about grass and salad and other noms, called The Victory Garden.  I would liek to go owtside and nom on grass, but teh hoomins won’t let us go owtside.

Teh hoomin guy on the show who teh Mommy hoomin calls a “hottie” was playing with something called a compost tumbler. I would liek to have one. I would trick Pumpkin into going into it, and tehn spin it around and around, until he turned into compost for our grass and salad noms.  I could just tell him there is ‘nip in there, he’s very stoopid, he’d go in!  And soon…NO MOAR ORANGE THING!  YAY!

But tihs blog layout not too bad, I think.  Teh other kitteh looks liek Junior.  I am Junior’s mommy, he grew inside my tummeh with his sister Little Mitty.  Squeaker and Lucky were my kittens, too, but tehy went to teh Rainbow Bridge.  I has a sad about taht.

Because I hoep it ends soon.  In caes you don’t know, Teh Mommy Hoomin is doing tihs ridklous “photo-a-day” blog.  She is chasing us around with teh stoopid camera and posting a new pik of one of us every day, on teh interwebs.  Iz nawt going to link to it, because maybe if nobody ever looks at it, she will stop.

Tihs is yesterday’s pikshur.  I do nawt look happy, do I?  Nawt exactly teh kind of pik you’d want on your graduation invitations or anything.

Tihs stoopid photo thing will probably be mostly piks of taht stoopid orange thing, Pumpkin. He LIEKS having his pikshure taken. Goody for him.

EDITED BY TEH MOMMY HOOMIN: You can follow my Photo-A-Day project at Ailurophotography.com and also at ShutterCal.  Sabby, if you delete these links, no ‘nip for you tonight!

Do you know waht my Mommy Hoomin bought? A book about a GOGGIE! I don’t know why she’d do taht, because we are kittehs, nawt goggies. But she says she lieks teh goggies anyway.

Teh book is called Oliver. Its abowt a goggie who got sick and had to go to teh vet. And nao he has to taek medicines forever and ever and ever. DO NOT WANT. But nao he is better and he goes outside and plays wif teh other goggies. So taht is good!

Oliver looks liek teh fuzzdogs that live upstairs, and play in teh yard…I see them owt teh window. Those fuzzdogs are named Rascal and Rory, and tehy barks. A lot. But my Mommy Hoomin thinks they are cute.

Mommy hoomin says taht the Oliver book would make a good personalized gift, because Oliver and his HuMom sign each copy of teh book for teh hoomins who buy it. And Oliver’s HuMom also gives all teh munnys from teh book to help other anipals who has no hoems to live in.  So taht’s a good reeason to buy tihs book, right?  Kthxbai!

So I sits and criez.  Why does my Daddy hoomin have to go to wurkz?  I miss him so much, I cry all day.  I sitz by teh door and waitz for him.  Sometiems I sitz by teh back windoe, where I can seez teh car coming.  If I sits tehre and seez Daddy coming owt of teh car, I run to teh door and cry some moar.

I wood do anything for Daddy, even buy cigars online for him. But he doesn’t smoak, so I will buys him sumfing else. But why wood he need anything else, when he haz ME?

He keeps attacking me…for NO GOOD REESON!  Its been going on for DAZE nao…I’m just trying to sleep and mind my own bizness, and he comes and SWATS me.  So I swat back, and run away, and tehn he runs after me.

I don’t know why he is doing tihs.  I have always been nice to him.  I’ve been nice to everyone; all the other kittehs and me are friends.  But it’s gotten sew bad taht the Mommy and Daddy hoomins have to use Teh Squirt Bottel of Justice™ on him, to get him away from me.  If I had my way, I’d be using some serious industrial supplies on him.

Nao I has to find new place to sleep, where Pumpkin can’t find me.  I need my beauty sleep!

Today, teh Mommy hoomin had TOONA for lunch!  Taht means we got TOONA water.  See, our Mommy hoomin knows taht teh toona in teh powches, teh kind with NO water, is Severe Kitteh Abuse, and should NAWT be allowed to exist.  There must ALWAYS be toona water for teh kittehs!

Toona water is gud for kittehs’ health, it has lots of gud vitamins for us.  If you have a kitteh at hoem who has kittens inside her, she would much rather have toona water than prenatal vitamins. Pills are evil, kitehs DO NOT WANT.  But all kittehs want toona water.

Oh, sardine water is gud, too.  Especially when we get to nom on teh sardines, too!